Tag: Humor
Like-Minded People Welcome in ‘Paulville’
Ever imagined what it might be like to live in a community full of people who once supported Ron Paul for president of the United States? Well, imagine no more. The concept from which late-night talk show hosts and...
COFFEE AND SEX - In the Early Morning
USNEWSREPORTERMrs. Lana Burke
EARLY MORNING COFFEE AND SEX
In the wee hours of Thursday, May 8 is much better termed in the gigantic morning hours of a rainy day best spent in bed! In a leading coffee and bagel...
Man Accepts Blame for Plant Rights Movement
An alert BMW reader and occasional guest-blogging friend informed me moments ago that he is willing to shoulder the blame for having planted a “seed” animal rights wackos almost four years ago that,...
Should I Facebook My Mom?
A piece I wrote for the Tyee, an independent online news magazine in Vancouver:"Facebook is different things to different people. It's a social planner, news aggregator, gossip generator, procrastination enabler,...
Your Zodiac And Your Kiss
AriesBeingmagnetic, dominating and rather vibrant, romance doesn't have muchmeaning to you without sex.What kind of a kisser are you? Your kissesare quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there andthen gone.[ Read Complete Story ]
Bank Funny Money Calls: 'Hanging in There' try at...
Does it make sense for automated phone calls or should I call them robotic sales pitches to try humor as a bait?When it's a financial institution such as HSBC (one of its subsidiaries), I think not.
Audio of Politically-Incorrect Game Show Offered
Politics is everywhere, but have you ever wondered what it would be like to watch a television game show full of political questions and answers that are politically incorrect?Bruce Chapman has, and the result is a...
"Thanks for The Help," Barack and Hillary Forced ...
Sometimes every human being asks, “What was I thinking?”Hillary Clinton got to be the Governor’s wife, then the President’s wife. She lived in the White House and scampered from sniper fire. But deep down inside she wants to be more than the Senator...
Did Victoria’s Secret Rip Off Lady’s Bra?
When news broke recently that a 38-year-old single mother of four from New York was taking Victoria’s Secret to court, I immediately began to think of possible reasons why anyone would take the retailer, famous for its scantily-clad, lingerie-wearing models, to...
Getcher Hot Internet Memes! Rickrolling, Dancing...
Ah, memes, how they change over time. Anyone else remember Internet Time and watches designed just for that time zone?Rickroll me baby, lemme meme all night."And on the 32nd Day, the Lord said: let there be...
Cereal Icons Adorn New Urban Clothing Line
The Kellogg Company seems to be pushing the envelope these days. The folks in Battle Creek, Mich., have entered into a licensing agreement with Under the Hood, an outfit — pardon the pun — that’s...
CBS Execs Consider Outsourcing News to CNN
The New York Times is reporting this morning that CBS News executives are in serious talks with CNN that may result in CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric turning to an Atlanta-based cable news reporter for an...
Scientists Harness Kinetic Energy from Keyboards
Researchers at the American Petroleum Research Institute’s Laboratory for Fuels announced today they have developed an economical means via which they can use the kinetic energy generated by users of computer...
So you want to get her back?
Here’s some “quality” advice for all those guys out there who just got dumped. (You’re welcome.)
O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I’m not talking a monkey
or some dancing chimp BS, I mean a damn orangutan. Don’t ask me how
you’re gonna get an...
