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Pope's last day and why we should ignore the NRA

Cracked is one of my favorite websites. I read it every chance I can get. Very talented writers. It is a comedy website by the way, but it's not mindless comedy, like the early 90s' T.V. show, Step By Step. Which was barely a comedy, anyway. Cracked's articles are a series of...

What is a Land Surveyor?

What does a land surveyor actually do? It depends who you ask. “What is a Land Surveyor” is an entertaining video which answers that question from different perspectives: our moms, clients and the world often have different ideas about how we get our job done every day....

Voices of Professions

Businessman - You are all losers, but I am going to pretend that I like you because it makes good business. Engineer - Only engineers do anything useful. Everyone else is stupid or insane. Salesman - I'll make you like me so that you buy my product. Don't mistake my...

The Spirit of Srulik Remains Strong – Erez Ofer Explains

By Erez Ofer.   I was first exposed to the character “Srulik” (שרוליק in Hebrew) while trying to not pass out during my early morning Ulpan class as a post undergraduate studies intern in the...

New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city’s citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by...

Cannibal Cop’s Arrest Prompts Bloomberg To Limit Flesh Portions

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the Big Apple less appetizing to the city’s cannibal community today, introducing a new Health Department regulation that limits flesh eating to “one pound per person per...

Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney’s campaign

Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney’s birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee’s presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small “m,” the...

Mitt Romney launches a ‘War on Bankruptcy’

New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America’s ongoing fiscal crisis — bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire...

New York Mets take away 11 ‘positives’ from the 2012 season

New York -  With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The...

Romney reveals more Bain Capital ‘lessons for success’

New York - Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney says he ran out of room in a recent Wall Street Journal article in which he attempted to connect his business experience at Bain Capital with the qualities he...

Akin’s rape delusions expose a ‘Congress of Crazies’

Washington DC - Rep. Todd Akin’s recent comments about rape and abortion indicate that he is better suited for long-term stay in a psychiatric ward than he is for a Senate seat. Specifically, he told a television...

Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

New York - A mixed squad of undercover and uniformed police has broken up “a sex ring” that was attempting to distribute “vibrating devices” in “broad daylight” at locations in Rockefeller Center and...

Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy

Athens - Don’t stick a fork in Greece. Use a spoon instead, because the debt-riddled nation is about to emerge as Europe’s economic powerhouse, thanks to booming sales of Greek yogurt. “Greek yogurt has more...

Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Omaha, Nebraska – America’s frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector...

Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan

Washington DC - Desperate to take the lead in the nation’s never-ending healthcare debate, Congressional Republicans are massing behind an initiative that would provide all Americans with a do-it-yourself...

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