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I Like Big Macs (Parody)
(to the tune of "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot) I like Big Macs and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny You go to McDonalds looking slender You're not not gonna stay that way forever You get fat And that's just...
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Cracked is one of my favorite websites. I read it every chance I can get. Very talented writers. It is a comedy website by the way, but it's not mindless comedy, like the early 90s' T.V. show, Step By Step. Which was barely a comedy, anyway. Cracked's articles are a series of...
Businessman - You are all losers, but I am going to pretend that I like you because it makes good business. Engineer - Only engineers do anything useful. Everyone else is stupid or insane. Salesman - I'll make you like me so that you buy my product. Don't mistake my...
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New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city’s citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by...
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Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney’s birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee’s presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small “m,” the...
New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The...
New York - Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney says he ran out of room in a recent Wall Street Journal article in which he attempted to connect his business experience at Bain Capital with the qualities he...
Washington DC - Rep. Todd Akin’s recent comments about rape and abortion indicate that he is better suited for long-term stay in a psychiatric ward than he is for a Senate seat. Specifically, he told a television...
New York - A mixed squad of undercover and uniformed police has broken up “a sex ring” that was attempting to distribute “vibrating devices” in “broad daylight” at locations in Rockefeller Center and...
Athens - Don’t stick a fork in Greece. Use a spoon instead, because the debt-riddled nation is about to emerge as Europe’s economic powerhouse, thanks to booming sales of Greek yogurt. “Greek yogurt has more...
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