Unnecessary Censorship

from Metafilter Censorship is bad, but this is F*****ing hysterical. And by "F*****ing", I of course mean "Friday posting" (Quicktime movie. Extremely sfw yet, oddly, not)

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Police searching for Narberth flasher

Lower Merion police are searching for a young man who exposed himself to a female middle school student after following her. Two girls who attend Bala Cynwyd Middle School were walking near Avon and Merwyn Roads in Narberth on Sunday afternoon when they realized a car had...

Greensburg Police Crack Down on Teens in Park

Southwest Greensburg police Chief James Santmyer told council members Wednesday that his department will be on the lookout for problems at the small park adjacent to the borough's tax office on Brandon Street.

Easter Bunny gets pummeled by boy at mall

The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.

Runway Scarecrow Machine Lost in Translation (Reuters)

Reuters - China imported a U.S.-made scream machine to scare away the birds at Beijing airport -- except they didn't recognize the noises and refused to budge.

Crows Culled to Save Tower of London Ravens (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

If legend is to be believed, the future of the British monarchy lies in the hands of a sharp-shooting warder at the Tower of London.

Men Climb Gov't Building Ledge in London (AP via Yahoo! News)

Three members of a group that campaigns for better child custody rights for divorced fathers donned superhero costumes and climbed onto a ledge at the Foreign Office in central London on Monday, police said.

Mickey Mouse pin triggers evacuation

Vancouver fire officials jokingly referred to it as a "Mickey Mouse incident." Read more of the story at Mickey News.... Copyright: Copyright 2005