You know what? I miss President Bush, and I'm tired of people still dissing him like he's some chump. Yeah Clinton was great, but who would you rather have had in office after that, Gore? Kerry?read...
It’s no fun turning 60. It’s the official beginning of “old manhood,” as in, “What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?” Or worse, “What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?” But as with...
The Vatican - The prayers of the world’s bankers and investment firms have been answered. The Bank of God has agreed to cover all global debt in exchange for what God is calling “The Ten Commitments.” “We...
BREAKING NEWS!! Latest Celebrity to visit Wall Street Protesters at Zuccotti Park New York City Chairman Mao Zedong (Tse-tung) of the PRC (People's Republic of China) visits the USSA (USA) and joined the Wall...
New York City - The world’s largest investment firm is going all out this Halloween to make the holiday special for the thousands of Occupy Wall Street protesters who have become its neighbors in the financial...
New York City - “We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag.” So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a...
Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that’s searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation’s narcotics distribution...
New York - “If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em.” That could be mantra of Hank Steinbrenner who along with the rest of the Steinbrenner family have gobbled up the ALDS-winning Detroit Tigers and have changed...
Washington, DC - China wants its money back, and it wants it now. Not surprisingly, the target of the Communist nation’s demands is conservative poster boy John Boehner (R-Ohio), the Speaker of the House. Things...
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VCR Problem... Help This Poor Girl If anyone of you electronic guru's knows how to connect a surround sound DVD/VCR, please let me know. My new Neighbor keeps on asking me. The wife complains about the time...
Prairie Home Companion " “Garrison, I would like to be a good joke teller, but the simple fact is that I'm not. I tried a couple Ole and Lena jokes I heard on your show at my brother's wedding, and... well,...
So long as it is goofy Church of the Latter Day Goofiness is now open for business. I found a Golden Rod tablet with a message on it from God. It reads, “You must leadith them to still water and restoreth their...
"On “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the host presented a very funny parody of the 1964 TV special “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” in which the beloved character is shot by a gun-toting Sarah Palin, all in claymation."