I REALLY MISS GEORGE W. BUSH

You know what? I miss President Bush, and I'm tired of people still dissing him like he's some chump. Yeah Clinton was great, but who would you rather have had in office after that, Gore? Kerry?read...

The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

It’s no fun turning 60. It’s the official beginning of “old manhood,” as in, “What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?” Or worse, “What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?” But as with...

Bank of God to End the World’s Debt Crisis

The Vatican - The prayers of the world’s bankers and investment firms have been answered. The Bank of God has agreed to cover all global debt in exchange for what God is calling “The Ten Commitments.” “We...

MAO joins Wall Street Protesters by Ace Preston

BREAKING NEWS!! Latest Celebrity to visit Wall Street Protesters at Zuccotti Park New York City Chairman Mao Zedong (Tse-tung) of the PRC (People's Republic of China) visits the USSA (USA) and joined the Wall...

Goldman Sachs Plans Halloween Celebration for Occupy Wall Street

New York City - The world’s largest investment firm is going all out this Halloween to make the holiday special for the thousands of Occupy Wall Street protesters who have become its neighbors in the financial...

New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York City - “We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag.” So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a...

Postal Service rescue to turn mail carriers into drug runners

Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that’s searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation’s narcotics distribution...

Steinbrenner Acquires the Tigers; Taking Team to Yankee Stadium

New York - “If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em.” That could be mantra of Hank Steinbrenner who along with the rest of the Steinbrenner family have gobbled up the ALDS-winning Detroit Tigers and have changed...

Collection agency goes after House Speaker John Boehner

Washington, DC - China wants its money back, and it wants it now. Not surprisingly, the target of the Communist nation’s demands is conservative poster boy John Boehner (R-Ohio), the Speaker of the House. Things...

Scott Nagele Features on Sandy's Spotlight

Sandy Wolters is an author and blogger that introduces fabulous authors to avid readers on her biweekly blog, Sandy's Spotlight.  To see the introduction video and to post a comment or read the comments,...

How BOOBs Got Their Name

How BOOBs Got Their Name   No Need To Thank Me.... just trying to keep friends informed and educated

VCR Problem... Help This Poor Girl

VCR Problem... Help This Poor Girl   If anyone of you electronic guru's knows how to connect a surround sound DVD/VCR, please let me know. My new Neighbor keeps on asking me. The wife complains about the time...

Old Time American Joke Telling

Prairie Home Companion " “Garrison, I would like to be a good joke teller, but the simple fact is that I'm not. I tried a couple Ole and Lena jokes I heard on your show at my brother's wedding, and... well,...

People will attend anything

So long as it is goofy Church of the Latter Day Goofiness is now open for business. I found a Golden Rod tablet with a message on it from God. It reads, “You must leadith them to still water and restoreth their...

Cartoon Parody: Sarah Palin Shoots Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

"On “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the host presented a very funny parody of the 1964 TV special “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” in which the beloved character is shot by a gun-toting Sarah Palin, all in claymation."

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