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Cotati, California Police Tase Man as He Films Them (Video)
"An man recently filmed police, who were outside his home answering a call about a domestic violence, in Cotati, California, which ended in a graphic tasing."
Attorney General Holder orders America to turn itself in
Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration’s top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder... What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up
New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world’s economy. Its finding: A... Man starts church for jerks
http://www.larknews.com/archives/5007 YORBA LINDA — Walk into Mark Hanson’s church and nobody will greet you. The guys hanging around the foyer might even make fun of what you’re wearing, or your haircut. A sign over the entrance reads, “Grab a seat in the back... Dick Cheney busted at Bush library dedication (Parody)
Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to... Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice (parody)
Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season’s Celebrity Apprentice series. Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman,... Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides (satire)
Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation’s suicide rate. The major... Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm
Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man’s fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the... Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast
Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country’s multibillion... GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for ‘Fun and Profit’
Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political... Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights
Cheyenne, Wyoming -- The Tribal Gathering Is taking the Catholic Church to court over its use of smoke signals to announce papal election results. “Just because you know how to build a fire doesn’t mean you can... Bloomberg Bids To Become The Second Jewish Pope
The Vatican -- New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is moving to complete a deal that would make him the second Jewish Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church. “St. Peter was Jewish and he turned out to be the... Top ten most bonkers world title holders
A RUSSIAN gymnast proved she has the world’s strongest VAGINA — by lifting a 14lb kettlebell with her lady parts. Tatyana Kozhevnikova used her nether regions to lift the equivalent of two melons with her... London: The Great Easter Ferret Hunt
Surrey Docks Farm, a popular city farm in Rotherhithe, has reported on Twitter and Facebook that four of their ferrets have been stolen. The farm has been beset by burglaries in the last few months.
They are are determined to get them back and... Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed
Vatican City -- As he retires as the mystical leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict is being honored for the miracles he performed while pontiff. Among the amazing feats with which he is credited are... Top Members Today
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