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Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration’s top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder...
New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world’s economy. Its finding: A...
Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to...
Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season’s Celebrity Apprentice series. Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman,...
Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation’s suicide rate. The major...
Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man’s fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the...
Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country’s multibillion...
Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political...
Cheyenne, Wyoming -- The Tribal Gathering Is taking the Catholic Church to court over its use of smoke signals to announce papal election results. “Just because you know how to build a fire doesn’t mean you can...
The Vatican -- New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is moving to complete a deal that would make him the second Jewish Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church. “St. Peter was Jewish and he turned out to be the...
A RUSSIAN gymnast proved she has the world’s strongest VAGINA — by lifting a 14lb kettlebell with her lady parts. Tatyana Kozhevnikova used her nether regions to lift the equivalent of two melons with her...
Surrey Docks Farm, a popular city farm in Rotherhithe, has reported on Twitter and Facebook that four of their ferrets have been stolen. The farm has been beset by burglaries in the last few months. They are are determined to get them back and...
Vatican City -- As he retires as the mystical leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict is being honored for the miracles he performed while pontiff. Among the amazing feats with which he is credited are...
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