Washington Bails Out Facebook with a Cash Takeover

Washington DC - In a rare bipartisan action, President Obama has joined with Congress to purchase Internet social media giant Facebook for an undisclosed sum. “If you have to ask how much, you can’t afford...

Washington Outlaws Money; Puts Americans on a Credit Allowance

Washington DC - Your money isn’t good here anymore. A new ruling by the Federal Reserve prohibits Americans from “owning, possessing or utilizing” money, in any shape or form, under the threat of life...

Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Omaha, Nebraska – America’s frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector...

Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot (Parody)

New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would have destroyed...

Enrique Peña Nieto Claims Victory in Preliminary Poll Results

As Enrique Peña Nieto  37.47% celebrates and gives a speech as the new president of Mexico. Andres Manuel López Obrador  32.34% declares he will not concede and wait until Wednesday for...

Uthayan Editor Called To Court To Apologise

By Maryam Azwer,sunday leaderThe article in question was published on the Uthayna newspaper, last Thursday. What began with a stay order preventing protests from taking place in Jaffna on June 18, has ended with the editor of a Tamil newspaper being called to court and asked...

Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan

Washington DC - Desperate to take the lead in the nation’s never-ending healthcare debate, Congressional Republicans are massing behind an initiative that would provide all Americans with a do-it-yourself...

‘Department of Common Sense’ Would Rescue America

Washington DC -- A group of activists, academics and other concerned citizens is calling for the creation of a cabinet-level “Department of Common Sense” to improve the quality of decision-making in the...

Holder Admits to Fast and Furious Foul-Up: ‘We Forgot the Drugs'

Washington DC — Under mounting pressure to disclose more details about the government’s Fast and Furious gun-running fiasco, Attorney General Eric Holder revealed today that the effort failed because a “drug...

Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple’s Siri As His Running Mate

Washington, DC — Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting Apple’s...

New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over; ‘Stop and Frisk’ Under Attack

New York — The heat is on the “stop and frisk” powers of the NYPD.  Heavy political pressure has prompted Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly to develop alternatives to a procedure that allows police to...

Coffee Chain Takes Over Spain’s Banks; Euro Out, Starbuck In

Satire — Madrid — The Starbucks Corporation has injected a shot of caffeine into the world’s financial system, taking over Spain’s devastated banking system so it can replace bank branches with Starbucks...

Bloomberg Shrinking 'Fatty Freedoms' In New York City

New York’s diminutive mayor has launched a campaign to shrink the city’s citizenry down to size — one resident at a time. The effort began today with a ban on super-sized sugared drinks and will progress with...

Ed Balls is right, VAT increase has cost Britain dearly.

David Cameron and George Gideon Oliver Osborne were wrong, Ed Balls was right. Nearly every leading economist and 70% of the British public are aware that the raising of VAT from 17.5% to 20% on 4 January 2011 was...

How the US Ruling Class Elite beat the bell curve


As the reader looks upon the accompanying “Political Bell Curve” Chart one Political Demographic group stands out. Based on its overwhelming proportion of the population this Demographic group represents, it...

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