What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

New York -- After more than five years of intense  investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world’s economy. Its finding: A...

Man starts church for jerks

http://www.larknews.com/archives/5007 YORBA LINDA — Walk into Mark Hanson’s church and nobody will greet you. The guys hanging around the foyer might even make fun of what you’re wearing, or your haircut. A sign over the entrance reads, “Grab a seat in the back...

K.P. Astrology & Its features explained in AstroMinds April Issue

After a weeks delay www.astromindsclub.com has published their 10th issue of Spiritual and Astrology magazine. When we asked about the delay they said due to West Bengal Panchyat Election calculation they were bit...

Is this the man who’s ‘too sexy’ for Saudi Arabia?’

THE internet is awash with speculation that one of the men deported from Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome” is a fashion photographer from Dubai. Omar Borkan Al Gala was rumored to be one of three hunky...

Dick Cheney busted at Bush library dedication (Parody)

Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency  (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to...

Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice (parody)

Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season’s Celebrity Apprentice series. Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman,...

Las Vegas strip disapparates into dust cloud

Just the wifey and I heading home around 2 AM, after enjoying a late dinner and movie. We exited the 215 on Hualapai  and casually glanced to our right, taking for granted what we thought would be a perfect...

Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides (satire)

Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation’s suicide rate. The major...

France Rabbi: "Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth"

by Karen Fish Today France’s Grand Rabbi Gilles Bernheim resigned because he was caught plagiarizing other authors in his book “Forty Jewish Meditations’ and adding ficticious plaudits to his CV. His first...

Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man’s fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the...

Sirius UFO Documentary Reveals Body Of Alien Humanoid

Recently we have reported SIRIUS Documentary : The Next Step in Disclosure SIRIUS Disclosure Documentary New Trailer Released Now in latest development, according to media reports Sirius documentry also features the discovery of an alleged humanoid body whose DNA has ...

Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country’s multibillion...

Teacher makes 8-year-old pull feces from clogged toilet

A substitute teacher at the Dinsmore Elementary School in Jacksonville asked a third-grader to pull poop from a clogged toilet last week, and when the parents went to the school for answers, they were told that there was nothing they could do. read more:...

Cricket Live Streaming Bangladesh vs Sri Lanka T20 31 March 2013

Bangladesh captain Mushfiqur Rahim elected to field after winning the toss against Sri Lanka in the one-off Twenty20 international in Pallekele on Sunday. Bangladesh vs Sri Lanka Only T20 Match Live Streaming – Link 1 Bangladesh vs Sri Lanka Only T20 Match Live Streaming...

GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for ‘Fun and Profit’

Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political...

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