Lady Gaga Conspiracy: Puppet of the Illuminati?

She's a man. She's a hermaphrodite. No, she is a puppet of the Illuminati. I think you know who I am referring to at this point: Lady Gaga. Nay, contrary to popular opinion Lady Gaga is not Jezebel incarnate but...

Techcrunch Hacked to Show Porn

Techcrunch got hacked last night, but fortunately it's back online to gush about the Apple announcement. Phew. Seriously, though, having one's site pwned is no joke, particularly when it keeps you from doing your...

New York Times to Charge for Content in 2011: Good Luck with That

The New York Times will start charging for content in 2011. I think they're delaying the move so that they can have eleven more months of healthy traffic. The New York Times played with their little paywall...

Kraft Takes Over Cadburys Then Makes Job Losses

According to the BBC, there will be job losses at Cadbury after it agreed to an 11.7 billion takeover by US food giant Kraft.January 19th 2010 Kraft finally won with there last minuet bid.Cadburys has a global...

Germany, France Say Non/Nein to Internet Explorer

France says that Internet Explorer is trés dangereux, and warns French web surfers to drop IE like a hot potato.  Germany had earlier issued a similar edict, telling German surfaholics that IE is sehr...

'Pizza Turnaround': Domino's Pizza Knows They Suck

Domino's Pizza absolutely nails it with their new ad campaign, "The Pizza Turnaround". Domino's shows us focus group footage which has customers pointing out the ten thousand ways in which Domino's Pizza sucks: ...

Microsoft Pulls MS Office from Online Store

Microsoft has pulled MS Office from its online store, leaving only the "Office Ultimate" version, which retails for $680. So, the two people on the planet willing to pay six hundred eighty bucks for Microsoft...

Britain’s Wildlife Winter Crisis.

With the icy weather predicted to last at least another week, this winter could be the single greatest wildlife killer of the new millennium. The savage wintry weather is pushing Britain’s wildlife to the brink of...

Apple Tablet Rumor: iSlate to Have Webcam & 3G

ZOMFG! The latest Apple Tablet rumor is that the iSlate will have a webcam and 3G capability! Wow! You can vlog yourself being cooler than all your friends! Of course, your first few videos will show the inside of...

Bono Wants Governments to Monitor Web Traffic for Piracy

Bono thinks that your government should be more like that of China, and police web traffic for anything that infringes copywrite. I think Bono's been listening to Paul McGuinness, and some of the silliness rubbed...