Don't Fence Me In: Kucinich Lassoes Texas Democratic Party, Heads to Court Ov...

"What would an election be without lawsuits and celebrities? Dennis Kucinich, in a snit over the Texas Democratic Party loyalty oath, winds up off the ballot. Backed by Willie Nelson, Kucinich saddled up and moseyed off to court. He's seeking a restraining order against the...

China's Comrade Condoms

"Comrade Lei Feng once sold Mao to the masses. Now he helps them suit up for safe sex. In his unremarkable 22-year life, which ended ingloriously in 1962 when a PLA comrade accidentally backed a truck into a power pole that fell and crushed him, Lei Feng wanted to be nothing...