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"Need a few thousand friends in a hurry? Chris, the self-described MySpace Man, has an offer for you. For $199 (U.S.), Chris promises to deliver 6,000 to 10,000 MySpace friends to any marketer in just one week....

Google Acquires Doubleclick for 3.1 Billion

I am not sure...but I also heard a rumour that Google may be acquiring Scotland for 8.1 Billion.  Why? Because they can.  Buy me Sergey...buy me! "Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG - News) announced...