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Humans Placed on Endangered Species List
SAN FRANCISCO (Digital Dementia News Services) - The Rainforest Action Network today announced that it was putting “homo sapiens” on its endangered species list. The announcement came as no...Homo Erectus: Gaiety in the Paleocene?
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Digital Dementia News Services) - The Southern Baptist Convention has petitioned the National Academy of Sciences to amend the name of the proto-human species “homo erectus” to...
Priests with Knockers: An Idea Whose Time Has Come?
LOS ANGELES (Digital Dementia News Services) – Associated Press) A Catholic church located in Brentwood has broken ranks with the Vatican and ordained five women priests.
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(Digital Dementia News Services) - In his latest video released on the Al Qaeda website, Osama bin Laden broke with the traditions he established in past videos. Indeed, he seems to have broken the... Court Rules in Favor of the Chronically Horny
MIAMI (Digital Dementia News Services) - A federal court in Miami ruled today in a class action brought on behalf of sufferers of Chronic Elevated Libido Syndrome (“CELS”). The court ruled that CELS...Wicked Witch and Flying Monkeys to Patrol North Korean Airspace!
PYONGYANG (Digital Dementia News Services) - The North Korean government today announced that it had “outsourced” the task of patrolling North Korean airspace to the Wicked Witch of the West of...Chicken in Kazakhstan Lays Egg with Religious Motif
ALMATY (Digital Dementia News Services) - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday. "Our mosque confirmed that it...Drunk American Tourist Disrupts Traditional Guatemalan Beauty Pageant
COBAN, GUATEMALA (Digital Dementia News Services) - Pretty young women sashay across stage, thoughtfully answer questions and perform dances but the Rabin Ajaw pageant, which picks Guatemala's Maya... Penetrating the Thai Condom Market
BANGKOK (Digital Dementia News Services) - Thai cultural watchdogs have banned a line of condoms whose name translates as "Good Penetration," saying the suggestive label could draw youngsters... International House of Pancakes to Acquire Hooters
(Digital Dementia Business Wire) Insiders say the board of directors of the Hooters restaurant chain will recommend that shareholders accept the buyout offer from International House of... The Neanderthal Genome Project
BERLIN (Digital Dementia News Services) — Citing “a lack of anything better to do” American and German scientists yesterday launched a two-year project to decipher Neanderthals' genetic code.... Taco Bell Dog Detained by I.N.S.
NOGALES, ARIZONA (Digital Dementia News Services) - The Taco Bell Chihuahua was taken into custody today by the INS as he attempted to sneak back into the United States not far from Nogales. ... Media Grateful to Mel Gibson
(CNN Headquarters – Atlanta) “Thank God for Mel Gibson!” was a rallying cry heard in the corridors of CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta. CNN was not the only news service organization affected by...Harleys & Thunderstorms: Blogging in the Fast Lane on the Highway to Hell
Assorted Press items you probably missed in mainstream media, including:Homo Erectus: Gaiety in the Paleocene?Penetrating the Thai Condom MarketMGM releases controversial film: The Erotic Adventures of GandhiVatican Unveils New Franchising StrategyHumans Placed on the...The Ending of Trendy?
"THE ONION | NEW YORK — More than 11,000 trendsetters, tastemakers, movers, and shakers gathered in Brooklyn's Williamsburg neighborhood Monday to declare a strike against the broad segment of the American...Top Members Today
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