TOILET HANDS - hands infected with bacteria from faeces are rife on public transport in the UK. Thee further North you go the more likely you are to shake hands with the toilet. Newcastle men on busses came out...
"I received an email today from my old friend and fellow NP "Vimto," regarding comments made at his blog, Zot Media by one Abdirahman Dirie. As you may know, a Somali immigrant from Canada by the same name was found dead in Denver, in possession of enough cyanide to kill...
‘Sanitation is more important than independence’, Gandhi. Rasika comes down to the beach each day in Kumara Kanda Sri Lanka to have his morning shit, along with the other fisherman in the village. ...
So in yet another celebrity marriage that is sure to end in bliss.... um bitterness (?) reports are coming in that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will be getting married. I hope it works, but I can't help but be a...
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""Video for STACK$ & JAH CURE - "FLYIN HIGH". Released just on timefor National Smoke Day. 4-20-2008. For more information bout Stack$.Visit his myspace at NATIONALSMOKEDAY.COM.
Lil Wayne concert at Stratford Rex that got cancelled cuz dudes can't
appreciate shit. Getting up on stage and throwin shit at him..
embarassment". http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhpBT99g9kANB2vKBd
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This DUI poo stepper is about to see his life go down the crapper."DURHAM, N.C. (AP) -- Dog isn't this man's best friend. Josue Herrios-Coronilla, 18, drove his black Camaro on the wrong side of the road Wednesday...
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"One of my biggest luxuries is that I don’t have to set an alarm. I wake up when my eyes open, usually 9 or 9.30. I couldn’t handle an alarm clock going off in my ear. It’d do my f***ing head in. I try and...
"There is a hole here that the gays, evolutionists, and atheists, and whoever else have not exploited, namely, that all you have to do is rename your shit to something biblical-sounding, maybe tweak it a little bit, and you will automatically meet with the approval of the...
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A Chinese panda reserve wants to turn crap into gold...literally. Reserve researchers are looking into turning the pandas' feces into toilet paper (oh the irony!), stationery, and other paper products. Apparently,...
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"From The White House Press Briefing:
Q What did the President think of the march on Washington?
MR. SNOW: I don't think he really thought a lot about it.
Read entire transcript here."
"The way of the superior man may be found, in its simple elements, in the intercourse of common men and women; but in its utmost reaches, it shines brightly through Heaven and Earth.
Confucius
In Serbia a lot of people hate me because they want to westernize, not...
"THANKS Jennifer..........
Date: 2006-11-04, 8:24PM PST
......For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night.
No, really, Thank You! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from.
To reward you for your services I am offering you my...
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"If it hits the fan, or you're knee-deep in it you might be at the Miami Zoo where there "Scoop on Poop" exhibition is running until 10th of January. From building homes, hiding from enemies, attracting mates,...
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