Is this the world's shortest double yellow line?

Apart from the brightly coloured roadster which Noddy uses to drive his friend Big Ears around Toyland, it is hard to imagine what vehicle could fall foul of this set of double yellow lines. Their total length is a mere 38 inches, less than a third of the average car.

SMS WORLD RECORD

"SMS World Record According to Reuters: “A Singaporean student broke the Guinness World Record for the shortest time needed to type a 160-character SMS message on Sunday after whizzing through the task in less than 42 seconds in a competition.” Source"

Guinness to rule on 20-inch Nepalese boy (AP)

" LONDON - Guinness World Records is awaiting the final pieces of evidence before deciding whether Nepal's shortest man can be named the shortest in the world, a spokeswoman for the company said Friday. Khagendra Thapa Magar, 14, is 20 inches tall and weighs 10 pounds....

Nepal boy claims to be shortest in world (AP)

" KATMANDU, Nepal - Nepal's shortest boy is waiting for word from the Guinness World Records, where he has applied to be named the shortest in the world, his supporters said on Wednesday. Khagendra Thapa Magar, 14, is only 20 inches tall and weighs 10 pounds. According to...