Warm Cinnamon: George Clooney gets married for a bank

“Okay, if everyone could pay attention to the monitor over here we’ll present the firm’s all-new promotional campaign for this coming year. The first piece is... “Hold on Fjelstad, let me just stop you...

How The Stupid Took Over the World

By Sam VakninAuthor of "Malignant Self Love - Narcissism Revisited" The Stupid, the Retarded, and the Moronic are everywhere: among the working classes, of course, but increasingly you can find them displacing the erstwhile elites, spawning hordes of mindless politicians,...

Vote Stupid, vote Sally Kern, Republican

Vote Stupid, vote Sally Kern, Republican And, the people of District 84, Oklahoma did. When I flew in from GoogleEarth and looked around, I could see that it was right white. I noted that Representative Sally Kern...

The Selling of Stupid: A very stupid, and kind of sad, Situation

Diesel jeans has a promotion (and website, of course) dedicated to stupid. On it, they make a pretty compelling case for genuflecting at the altar of stupid. And statements like “Smart may have the brains but...

Smelly Cat: Want a raise? Summer's Eve says wash your bits first

I happen to possess man parts. This has been the case since birth. Obviously, I do not own any lady parts. They do live adjacent to me, but still continue to remain something of a mystery. Certainly I’ve enjoyed...

Five placed on leave in TSA document scandal

Making headlines today is the blogger, the Wandering Aramean, who came across secret Transportation Security Administration documents that had been posted on their Federal website for over nine months before anyone...

Famous Things Celebrities Do

Celebrities do famous things. Sometimes famously, sometimes just as famous human beings....that act as if there is nothing at all inside their heads. But they mean well, bless their cute little hearts! " -”I...

Police Stupidity

I don't know much about UK lawsbut this is far stupider than the Boston police arresting professor Gates in his own home.This was a man defending \his home and property and trying to stop a gang from beating his...

Why Are Criminals So Dumb?

Fugitives Fooled Into SurrenderingDozens of excited men and women walked into the Giants Stadium Club under the impression they were going to get a free Wii, trip to Atlantic City and meet NFL...

Illegal sex drug causes brain damage

Power 1 Walnut, an illegal sex enhancement drug has been found to cause severe brain damage in users after Singapore researchers examined eight men. The drug causes lesions and plaque to accumulate in the brain...

Should Voting Be a Right if You Are Stupid?

The other day I went to the gym.  There is a cute virginal-like 20 year old girl that works behind the front desk.  She is so sweet and it seemed like she has a good head on her shoulders.  Never...

CNN Ambushes Palin With Out-Of-Context Quote

See Video then read the article.  CNN is not this stupid, incompetent, corrupt, is it?  I thought CNN did a pretty good job on the Presidential campaigns.  This one was way outside of their usual...

Meet Anonymous

"Meet Anonymous photo credit: Sklathill After Sarah Palin’s email was hacked, the world was introduced to Anonymous. Who or what is Anonymous? It’s a group that formed on IR channels - and starting to get recognition for it’s practice of “Griefing” or...

‘Jesus sucks’ banner flown across Toronto

Reality show jokesters Kenny and Spenny took their stupidity contest to new heights yesterday by renting a plane to carry a 'Jesus Sucks!' banner across Toronto harbour. The goal of their televised competition,...

How to get your boss drunk and get what you want out of him.

" There are (broadly speaking) two kinds of parties: party parties and corporate parties. At the former you have fun, at the latter you pretend to have fun. It can be awkward, especially for the junior staff who have yet to master the ins and outs of dealing with a boss who...

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