The Strangers: Home's Where the Heart-pounding Terror Is

The message director Bryan Bertino seems to be implying in The Strangers is not to misuse technology; doing so can get you killed. Two misused cell phones, one misused house phone, and a misused car and ham radio later, he clearly illustrates why in this latest iteration of...

Prom Night (2008): Not Another Party For Sure

Why Rework a Slasher Classic Into a Lesser Movie?Bad Movie Drive-in Prom Night's life-size promotional cardboard standup of a door, strategically placed in theaters to pique the potential audience for this teen thriller, is a good indication of how much effort went into this...

Zombos' Closet of Horror Blog: Procrastinator's Gift Guide for 2008

"This is not right at all?" lamented Zombos. He exerted great effort to disentangle himself from the strings of Christmas tree lights tightly winding around him. We were engaged in putting the lights on the tree, but that didn't go as planned. "I hear putting up a menorah...

Zombos Closet's Son of Great Gift Ideas for Your Horror Fan: Not So Merry Manga

"Are they gone yet?" asked Zombos, stretching his thin, long arm longer than he really should to reach the top of the Christmas tree. Precariously balancing the golden star of Bethlehem in one hand and the bright silver garland of hope in his other, he stood on tiptoes atop...