Addicted...Need to Go Off..Line, Commit...to 52 Nights Unplugged

Obviously since I have now been writing Serge the Concierge for close to 3 years and more recently Just Over 50 and Not Dead Yet for my Panel at South by Southwest Interactive on March 8, I spend a decent amount of time online.
I do not twitter or check my e-mail while on the move nor own a blackberry (not yet at least).
My cell phone must be about 4 years old, a dinosaur.
I do understand that one can be caught in the web.