Beat the Dow Blues in Seattle with Chow Foods Instant Bailout (October 16)

Still wondering if the mega bucks bail outs around the globe will work their magic, here's a cure with guaranteed results.

On Thursday, October 16, from 5 to 10 pm all Chow Foods restaurants in Seattle (Coastal Kitchen, Atlas, Endolyne Joe’s, 5 Spot, The Hi-Life, Mioposto) "are having an event called Dow'd But Not Out. Food prices will be based on the closing numbers for the Dow. So, if the DOW closes under 9,000 you won't pay more than 9 bucks for any entree" Marketplace reported...