Bill Gates SmokeScreen Retirement!

The Smokescreen Retirement!I have to give it to Bill, that weasel is as slick as snailscum on Teflon. He did me one last HUGE favor by agreeing to retire XP on the same day as his last!
He told me, "people will scream like branded cats on XP-Kill day!" So months ago we agreed that the only day that it could be done was when he was leaving. So far the " smokescreen retirement" has worked a thousand times better than we had dreamed!
Everywhere I look through-out the media and blog sphere all of the news is about:
"Gates Leaving!"
"Gates Gone!"
"Gates Out, Ballmer In!"
"Can Ballmer Take the heat!" .....
Not even one word about XP being skewered!
It's like nobdy even noticed!


Goodbye Bill, and thanks for all the fish!

I am not evil