Truemors
I wrote this over 14 years ago although it may be applicable today.
Federal Reserve Bored Chairman
Gimme a C
Gimme an E
Give me a goddamn O
What's that spell?
What's that smell?
The Stock Market has crashed
The Fed Chairman is Dead
12 figures
Yeah...Yeah...
Billion dollar bonus for N S Y AND E
J.P.Morgan Windex Armageddon (Blah)
Are we critically acclaimed for the destiny of Lame?
Aren't they engineering humans like they used to?
Cause aliens exempt from withholding tax
Reduced to a Zero coupon issue
Call off all bets and bring me a tissue
Etch another epitaph
For the Fed Chairman is dead
12 figures
Yeah...Yeah
401 K plan obstructed up his Jowls
Birth certificate
Dividend has split
Foreclosing on a death certificate
Eulogy apology
On ticker tape parade
Reverse osmosis
Halitosis
Idle speculation
Now I'm worthless
Isn't it Ironic
Signifying insight
Don't look now I'm smokin chronic
Bulletproof Investors are just biting
Shareholders are doing too much chiding
Best of worst performers Rose to the Record
Market indicator With a Hyperventilater
CEOs with bread to burn
YTD% of return
Bench mark funds
Park bench bums
Found redemption
With Standard & Poors's
Attention: Deficit Disorder:
Nonpublic Aggregates are Seasonally Adjusted to
The Multicurrency Horizon of Short-Term Interest Rates
Thereby maybe affected by Outdated Annuities !
Yield adjusted for consistent immaturity
Prop up the economy
Inflammatory Memo
Last round draft pick
Fast track Confidante
Liquidate the future with affluent from the past.
Pensions are invested in pork belly futures
Futility Commodities
Says here's your commission
On yo' knees with your feeble revolution
Faced with another profit squeeze
Liquidating tissue paper stock
Estimated Infrastructure merger
Brokerage a Lavatory flush 'em down directory
Bow yo' head enunciate contrition
Paranoid thoughts of Financial Ideation
ADVERTISE!
On your Knees
The Treasury Department
Enslave me PLEASE!
The Stock Market Has Crashed
The Fed Chairman is Dead
Fourth Quarter Creamatory Yeah Yeah
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