"Heaven and Hell comes in a Two Seater."
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor
What is sleek and black, with an exquisite sex appeal that makes you drool incessantly, quieter than your neighbours lawn mower, with a all day cruising speed 403+ kmh or 250+ mph which is equal to a French Phantom Fighter Jet at cruising speed, it’s G Forces can pull your colon through your throat upon accelerating, and profuse bleeding through your nose and ears when you slam on the brakes, all the while upon acceleration rendering your sperm count to utter impotency, because it will leave you in a constant state of orgasm. Uses only an environmentally compliant mere gas sipping 5 horsepower at 60 miles per hour cruising speed, with a 2 second “Get there speed”. Upon punching it to the floor it will instantly use an environmentally efficient power to gas ratio of 1,000 horsepower to get to 250 miles an hour in under 8 seconds. Also this high tech grocery getter is as docile as a smart car on city streets.
Granted the 1.3 million dollar price tag is Bill Gates Money, and it takes almost a kilometer of two lane blacktop to stop from 250+ miles and hour to 0. Pretty much the same as the Space Shuttle needs.
But before you judge, take a gander at this, gearheads will say “Damn”!! Where’s my tissues, I cannot stop crying!!