keys

Somebody said that a persons importance could be measured by the size of their key ring... his tongue was in his cheek I'm sure.
He'd broken several gigantic pictures with his keyring (they're like monsterously big pictures) and I thought "Wow. He must have many keys."
So, I thought I'd post a picture of all my keys.
I used to be important enough to have someone to carry the keys for me... I fell a notch. Now I have the keys again. :(
None of these are my personal keys. They're on the table by the laptop.