Kiss from a Rose: Drunk Guy Serenades His Cat (Video)
Drunk Dude Serenades His Cat with Seal Song
YouTube user Bradweiser came home drunk one night, switched on the video camera, and serenaded his cat. The song he chose was Seal's "Kiss from a Rose". He gets really into it, and, really, he doesn't do a bad job.
The cat isn't really into it, but come on. This guy is winning at life. Ignore the commentariat, Bradweiser: you should film a whole series of these. Eventually we'll find out what songs your cat prefers.
Oh, and if you're about to type "Slow news day?" into the comment field, just give it up and watch the awesome cat serenade video instead. You'll feel better.
Update: Bradweiser adds some context, not that it wasn't obvious: "I'll break down to you exactly what happened, a play-by-play account. I came home, unbelievably intoxicated, I mean beyond drunk. I couldn't even, let's say, upload a video to Youtube. Then I walked upstairs and spotted in the hallway a video camera atop a tripod, pointed toward the floor. I had no choice. The only viable move was for me to start singing Kiss From a Rose to my cat, who I am very clearly abusing physically. That's the basic gist of it, hope I managed to clear things up a bit."
(found via Reddit)