Mark Zuckerberg: 'I'll Only Eat What I Kill'
Mark Zuckerberg Turns Into Ted Nugent?
Mark Zuckerberg is turning over a new leaf, and, if you're an animal, you should start to worry. Mark Zuckerberg's personal challenge is to only eat meat that comes from animals that he kills. It sounds a bit Ted Nugent, I know, but it isn't really all that weird.
Is killing a cow and then eating it worse than grabbing a plastic-wrapped steak at the Safeway/Whole Foods/Costco meat aisle? Honestly, I don't think it is. I bet you'd eat a lot less meat if it was harder to get, and required a Dexter table before it was ready for your nachos.
As long as Zuck doesn't chainsaw up his own leg on an ill-advised survivalist reality show, he should be okay.
Mark Zuckerberg's last personal challenge was to learn Chinese. While difficult, that task does not require a shotgun. Now, if you're a deer, your personal challenge for the year is to stay the hell away from Mark Zuckerberg. And, Mark, stop looking at Beast like that. Beast is your friend.
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