Opportunity Dubai, heading up the Amazon bestseller list

I am reporting this news on the day that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown arrives in Dubai on his begging-bowl tour of the Middle East. Having bankrupted his own country with his incompetent financial administration - and who can deny that as the decade-long finance minister he failed to halt the runaway house price boom, and sacrificed the economic health of the nation to become Prime Minister - Mr Brown thinks the Middle East will rush to invest in the UK.