The People's Hedge Fund up and running
StrategeryCapital Management LLC
The people's hedge fund
Strategery is a unique hedge fund.
It is the largest in the world, with expected initial capital of $700 billion. It has a free and unlimited credit line should it need more. It has no fixed mandate, though it is expected to initially focus on mortgage-backed securities. And it is the only fund backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. Government.
Strategery is a way for you to be more patriotic. Supporting this fund is an American duty. Criticizing this fund or any of its associated legislation or regulation may be subject to civil and criminal penalties.
News and Press Releases
We are pleased to announce that as of Oct. 3, 2008 we have officially launched! Here is our press release: Congress Approves New Hedge Fund
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