The People's Hedge Fund up and running

by René | October 5, 2008 at 01:20 pm
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StrategeryCapital Management LLC

The people's hedge fund

About Strategery

Strategery is a unique hedge fund.

It is the largest in the world, with expected initial capital of $700 billion. It has a free and unlimited credit line should it need more. It has no fixed mandate, though it is expected to initially focus on mortgage-backed securities. And it is the only fund backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. Government.

Strategery is a way for you to be more patriotic. Supporting this fund is an American duty. Criticizing this fund or any of its associated legislation or regulation may be subject to civil and criminal penalties.

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We are pleased to announce that as of Oct. 3, 2008 we have officially launched! Here is our press release: Congress Approves New Hedge Fund

T-shirts now available. You are required to purchase one by federal law. Since we are flush with cash, there is no markup or commission for now.

We are rapidly approaching one million hits. Our servers are straining under the traffic. To lighten the load, please visit this site only once and then describe it to others by telephone or courier. Unauthorized repeat bandwidth offenders may be subject to fines and imprisonment.

Our RSS feed is up and running for banks and counterparties to be informed on upcoming auctions and other Strategery activity.

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SOLARLIFE
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at 13:52 on October 5th, 2008

René, I like this story. It's good stuff. "The people's hedge fund, missing location: Cayman islands. Attention copy cats...the european auto-makers want to compete with the GM $25bn government loan; they asked today fro $50 bn EU government loan for Hybrids

Amitjha
Amitjha
flagged this story as Good Stuff

at 03:10 on October 6th, 2008

René, I like this story. It's good stuff.

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René

Did you check out the Jobs on the site?

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