The Steve Ballmer Action Figure Contest Announced!

The Steve Ballmer Action Figure!Everybody else has got an action figure, why don't I?
This always bothered me! Am I the victim of Action Figureism?

Well I'm not one to complain, so I have commissioned a single run of one hundred and one "Steve Ballmer, MS CEO Action Hero" action figures to be made up. I think they are turning out well. 

WHAT DO I HAVE DO DO TO GET ONE?
you ask?

Just ask, write a fifty to sixty word essay as to why you should have a Ballmer Action Figure. 
Send to Ballmerrules@hotmail.com
I will personally consider your application. (due by 7/12/08)

I'm sure that some of you are doubtful of this offer, but I swear that this offer is every bit as real as I am!
My top few essays will be published on this blog. (Admit it, you want that!)

As my dear sweet mummy used to always say, "Nothing ventured, nothing ventured."
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