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'Tommy Jordan's Daughter' Responds to Laptop Shooting (Video)

by NowPublic Staff | February 15, 2012 at 11:38 am

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'Hannah Jordan' Revenge Video is Clearly Fake

A new video is making the rounds, hot on the heels of the YouTube clip depicting angry redneck/geek dad Tommy Jordan shooting his daughter's laptop. This time, it's a video purporting to show Hannah Jordan exacting revenge on her dad.

Tommy Jordan Video: Dad Shoots Daughter's Laptop

Tommy Jordan's extreme reaction to his daughter Hannah's Facebook activity polarized the web, and made comment-thread moderators' lives a living hell for a few days. Now, though, his daughter is supposedly firing back, figuratively and literally. Here's what "Tommy Jordan's Daughter" claims in her video:

She's a lesbian
She ran off with her girlfriend and isn't coming back
She knows about her dad's affair with his wife's sister
Oh, and she shot up her dad's truck

We're sorry to burst anyone's bubble, but this "Hannah Jordan"video is obviously fake. Look at the username (BreakingNews24Seven). Look at the tags (Google Trends-scraping nonsense). Look at the actress. Even if you accept that Courtney Stodden is 17 (which we do not), you cannot accept that this woman is 15. Sorry, but... no.

And, yes, we noticed the dildo on the (perfectly-made) bed, set at a 45-degree angle so viewers would know exactly what it is. Yeah, not buying it, but nice try.