The Usual Suspects

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All right...here are all of my characters from Sylvan Hollow. From left to right...

Sebastian Bane (zombie), Mercury Steele (vampire, and my only girl), Vold Stiansen (Oldest Stiansen in SH, porn star), Bjorn Stiansen (the man who needs no introduction), Glenn Cassidy (the other man who needs no introduction), Lyre Macbeth (werewolf, Scotsman), Drago Salvatore (drummer of the band 'The Crunch'), crouching in front of him is Victor Crowley (your friendly neighborhood sociopath), Torque (AKA Cadet 19, my first RP Sim!! <3<3<3), Frank Cooper (AKA Agent Spartan) and the newest addition to the bunch, Axel Lundgren.

Not represented are my two NPCs (Old Craig and Count Vlad) and the two Sims I've not kept in SH; Ralf Thrash and David Hex.

Now, here's a heaping helping of random things you will NEVER EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS (and girl).

Glenn is the tallest (6'8") of my Sims, and the hairiest, as pictured. He wins the title of 'hairiest' only because Lyre isn't in wolf form, but he and Frank tie for second hairiest dudes. Frank also ties with Vold and Sebastian for second tallest (6'5"), at only an inch above my 'average' height'ed men at 6'4"; included on that list is Axel, Bjorn, Drago, Victor and Lyre. Torque is 6'2", and Mercury is almost a whole foot below him at 5'3".

Weight...I am not too god with approximating in number? But if I had to list them in order of builds, from slightest to biggest, here it would go:

Mercury - short and petite (Maxis default all the way)
Sebastian - Wiry and lanky (athlete top, but maxis/Rabid Angel bottoms)
Torque - More even than Sebastian, but more toned like Vold (Lean Body Builder mesh)
Vold - More aesthetic than he is muscular (Slim Bodybuilder)
Drago - Muscular, but not heavily so, and not defined (Bodybuilder, but if anything I slim him down in editing)
Victor - Leaner, but more toned than Drago (Bodybuilder)
Lyre, Bjorn, Axel - All tie, roundabout, though Lyre is the most athletically built, Bjorn the most aesthetically and Axel a bit of a mix (Bodybuilders)
Frank - More muscular, and though he is athletic in terms of skill, he's my most self-conscious and in real terms would never wander about shirtless (Bodybuilder)
Glenn - He is the Huge Bodybuilder Mesh. That says it all.

When I first started getting Bodybuilder stuff from InSIMenator it was really hard to get stuff that wasn't homoerotic, in a sort of 'Biker Daddy' way. Now I have a hard time finding clothing that isn't rock/metal themed because so many outfits are made with Bjorn in mind. In fact, most of the bodybuilder pants I have have the same belt buckle - the one on Drago, specifically. I've claimed that one as 'his', and usually now make an edit of pants in PS just to give guys unique belt buckles.

I only have 4 Sims who don't have a Skintone that I've customized in any way (Mercury, Drago, Spartan and Crowley). Bjorn and Vold have twin blends of respectively more pale or more tanned Ephemera/Enayla skins, Torque is an Ephemera recolor, Sebastian is a blend of a few Enayla Zombie skintones that I made less icky, Glenn has...Louis, maybe? With a more realistic recolor of his scar accessories embedded on his face, Lyre is an Ephemera skintone that I repainted around the eyes and nose to be darker and Axel is a blend of a Stefen and Ephemera skintone.

Three most tan:
Glenn
Drago
Vold

Three Palest:
Mercury
Sebastian
Bjorn

ABS - who's the best six pack?
It's actually most likely Vold - his diet is a bit better than Bjorn's, and he has a better metabolism.

As for whose are least defined, I'd have to give it to Mercury or Seb. Mercury's not really out of shape, but she doesn't work out, and Seb just can't do sit-ups. I can't really speak for Glenn - one day when I can see under all the fur I'll try and tell you all what's there.

Lastly...if it really did come to a throw-down of all my characters...Frank'd probably be the last man standing. Not necessarily because he's more fit than Vold, stronger than Glenn or has been trained to take out vampires, zombies or werewolves (but it helps! XD)...because he can be REALLY stubborn; he'd take you down WITH him if need be.