The Five-Second Sex Secret

You could spend a month preparing for the perfect sexual encounter. Mood lights, scented candles, massage oil, Enya CDs, Tantric-sex guidebooks, your boyfriend's annoying, slobbering collie locked in the closet -- you know, the works. And chances are, he'd appreciate the whole production. But why spend a month trying to give him the best sex of his life when you can accomplish all that in just five seconds?