The Idiot College Girl's Guide to Weight Loss - posted by Michael Fomkin

College girls amaze me. Their lack of motivation towards any type of productive activity seems paradoxical to their overwhelming enthusiasm for endless hours of hard partying, hooking up, and throwing up.
 
However, I do give credit to those who choose to better themselves by engaging in a healthy regime of diet and exercise. I would like to take the opportunity to praise those students who choose to live a better life, and also evaluate some of the best diets that I have found to be most effective on the college scene; diets which have always shown to deliver excellent results.