The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, Aged 51 1/2

So I just got a call from a guy named Eben Moglen who saw this item from a few days ago and is demanding that I comply with the terms of the GNU General Public License. I’m like, Dude, I’m not really Steve Jobs, okay? I’m Fake Steve Jobs, and the blog is a spoof. It’s a parody. He goes, Mr. Jobs, Do you know with whom you are dealing? I am a world-renowned professor of law at Columbia University, the founder of the Software Freedom Law Center, and general counsel for the Free Software Foundation.