I had a steak dinner the other night with a friend of mine who told me that he was turning in his SUV to buy a hybrid because he cared too much about the environment. I guess he didn’t know that eating two...
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Finally, it’s over.For anyone who ever wanted to know what it feels like to sit in abathtub, slit your wrists, and listen to Mazy Star as you slowly loseconsciousness, I’d have to say that the Democratic...
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For three days in New York, I walked, took taxis, hopped on thesubway, and bussed it to all my destinations. It was so convenient thatI didn’t even think about it until I returned to Los Angeles, and hadto fill...
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When Bill Clintonleft office in the winter of 2000, the economy was booming, the governmentbudget was balanced, and tight fiscal spending had given the government $230billion surplus, making it the largest surplus...
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Yesterday, Hilary Clinton trounced Barack Obama winning the WestVirginia primary by gaining 67% of the vote to Obama’s 22%. The 45%margin of victory inspired the nearly bankrupt Clinton campaign, andled Hilary...
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In 1861 black men were slaves and women could not vote. I only mention it because that was the year that Indiana joined the Union andNorth Carolina joined the Confederates.Now over one hundred years later a new...
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Okay, I get it, the ice caps are melting, polar bears are dying,Indonesia is going to be underwater, and hurricanes will continue toravage Florida. My question is why am I supposed to care?Sure, I know that global warming is happening but it shouldn’t stopme from driving a...
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Okay, I get it, China invaded Tibet in 1951 and Tibetans want theircountry back. But on a scale of global atrocities, which include theRwandan Genocide where 800 thousand people were slaughtered in a sixmonth...
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35% of American women have had an abortion, and yet I’m supposed to believe that not one celebrity has had one?
Google search it and you’ll find a list of celebrities for and
against it, but you won’t find...
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For centuries, the leprechaun has served as a symbol that everyday
people through luck or hard work might one day be able to obtain their
own pot of gold. For American’s those days might be over.
Hoping to avoid...
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Evangelical preacher Ted Haggard smokes meth and blows gay
prostitutes, Senator Larry Craig likes to solicit sexual favors in
airport men’s bathrooms, and now famed crime crusader and governor of
New York State...
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Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that I’m sober enough to drive, so
I keep a list of all my past drinking and driving experiences, so that
if I find myself in the same situation, I’ll know it’s time to call a
cab.
If I have more than one Irish car bomb, tequila shot,...
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Good news for sick little Chinese kids, Kentucky Fried Chicken has a
cure. After years of contributing to America’s obesity problem, Yum
Brands the company that owns KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut has set
their...
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I was supposed to go to work today. I woke up at 6am to catch a
flight from Vail, CO to Los Angeles but of course my flight has been
delayed. Shocker!
And it’s not because we’re snowed in or the engine failed or a
deranged mental patient is pretending to be a terrorist....
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Three weeks after The Humane Society released an undercover video of
workers abusing cows on the Internet, The Department of Agriculture
forced the Westland / Hallmark Meat Company to recall 143 million
pounds of...
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