Religious Differences Run Deep!

BAGHDAD (Digital Dementia News Services) – Religious differences run deep.  The chasm of hatred that divides Shia and Sunni groups in the Muslim world respects no boundaries except the bloody line that...

When Pigs Fly!

JAKARTA – (Digital Dementia News Services) – Remember all those debts, promises and obligations that you said you would take care of “when pigs fly?”  Get ready to pay up!   The Indonesian...

Walter Cronkite, Where Are You?

In the last couple of days when I tuned in to CNN looking for reports from around the world of significant events that might have a bearing on my life, I instead found continuous drivel about 1) the recent...

Panda Returns from Houston Zoo 85% Fatter

Beijing (Digital Dementia News Services) – Beijing zoo officials were astonished when Wei Ling, a Chinese panda, was returned to their zoo after an 18-month loan to the Houston zoo.  Patrons of the Beijing...

Queen of the Jungle

SINGAPORE (Digital Dementia News Services) – The Singapore Zoological Society has filed a lawsuit against the San Francisco Zoo alleging the sale of damaged goods and fraudulent misrepresentation.   At...

Them & Us

My wife and I were out buying panties yesterday.  Well, actually, she was buying panties and I was just along for the day because, next to having a colonoscopy, there is nothing I’d rather do with my...

POINT - COUNTERPOINT

Today the Actual News Guy, one of the stalwart editors of the News is Now Public and defender of the Faith, squares off against Lcantu, the heinous, dreaded reprobate and occasional contributor to a news site he...

Leprosy Cases on the Rise in Indonesia!

(Digital Dementia News Services) The World Health Organization (WHO) says Indonesia is the only country in the world where cases of leprosy are on the rise. Leprosy is regarded as being effectively eliminated in...

3,287 Assert Parental Rights over Danielynn!

(Digital Dementia News Services)  Amid continuing speculation about the cause of Anna Nicole Smith’s demise, no fewer than 3,287 men have now stepped forward to assert that they might be the father of Anna...

Indonesia Claims Bird Flu Intellectual Property Rights!

 Jakarta (Digital Dementia News Agency) The Indonesian Government says Australian company CSL should have sought its permission to develop a bird flu vaccine using the Indonesian strain of the H5N1 virus....

Vatican to Revise Condom Policy!

ROME (Digital Dementia News Services) - The Vatican will soon publish a statement on the use of condoms to prevent the spread of AIDS, an issue highlighted by a call from a leading cardinal to ease its ban on...

H5N1 Claims First Celebrity Victim!

Orlando  (Digital Dementia News Services) – The H5N1 virus has claimed its first celebrity victim. A spokesman for Disney Enterprises confirmed today that famed actor, Donald Duck, died yesterday of acute...