Palin wants a clean kill

Seems Palin just keeps getting dumber - wanting to take McCain on a hunting trip..."The fake president said he would be keen to join her on a helicopter hunting trip.”I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun,” he said.  Palin said...

Man in poop after loo prank

Id be a bit cranky about that too"A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.  Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached....

Press release - Get a free caricature

In these days the search for getting better deals is even more pressing for many people.Value for money is keenly sought-after, but the days of a 'free lunch' seem to be gone. But not all good things have gone - you can still get things for free.For instance, you can get a...

Dead baby humpback heading for Japan whalers

at least the whale won't be wasted. should be like veal I guess"The ABC News service in Australia reports that a baby humpback whale abandoned by its mother off Sydney’s northern beaches earlier this week, has been put down.  The calf, nicknamed Colin, was found in the...

SCOOP! China blocking Yahoo IM, Skype and Twitter

All communication is affected"The impact of China’s restrictions on access to certain websites may have spilled over to other web services.  Today we find we have been unable to connect to our business associates in Chine using Yahoo IM, and attempts to reconcile...

Seized "Gay Lube Oil" increases 'strength' and 'stamina'

Seems like Aussie Gays are in for a flaccid time.Customs officials say they are pleased they have broken the ring."The Australian male gay world is all aflutter with the discovery by Australian Customs officials that a popular gay bum lube oil imported from Thailand contains...

Paypal to pay out A$1 million after ebay merchant defaults

Eoffice supplies has gone into receivership and Paypal is forking out A$1 million to cover the losses by customers using Pay Pal.The business used Ebay shop extensively and was Australia's biggest Ebay merchant.A cheap form of consumer goodwilling in light of the high levels...

Name is a disability - judge says

I once went out with  a Nurse Pain and Nicole Kindman name her girl Sunday Rose, But everyone wants to call her Sunday Roast - which is undertandable because we all know how yummy little cute kids are!"People around the world with unusual names are reeling at news that...

McCain - America's next biggest fool?

This just goes to show what an utter dick wit this guy is.Anyone even thinking of voting for this fool should be mentally assessed.If America wants to remain number one target for every person with an axe to grind, then this is the guy to elect."US Republican presidential...

Spain gives Great Apes the vote - landmark ruling

"I always thought the Spanish were a bit hairy, but it seems not hairy enough as gorillas and monkeys now have the same rights in Spain as humans.  So watch out for who is driving the car next to you on your next driving holiday to Spain, carries your bag at the hotel...

domain name shake up planned for internet

"Does this mean the TLD has to be restricted to three letters. Could a gay group, for instance have .poofter  or politicians have .liar. Car companies could I guess have .bmw although some manufacturers could have .crap for their products.      The...

Tsvangirai to pull out of Zimbabwe run-off: MDC

What hope the Zimbabwean people.....the hope is that eventually his hard men see that there is another way."Zimbabwean opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai is preparing to announce he is pulling out of a run-off presidential election, a source in his party says, after...