Man vs. Emotion: Phone booths, Bear Grylls.......and pants

They’re only pants. It’s just a bunch of fabric sewn together to cover off somebody’s legs, butt and crotch in one easy garment – aka pants. It’s no wonder Dockers has to shoot a little higher when it...

Keyboard licker, mother hugger & massage psycho = trust? Uh no..

So who do you trust? Your friends? Family? Some deeply baritoned news anchor? Maybe that friendly kid at the gas station with the disconcertingly large goiter bulging on his neck? It’s a big question really....

Axe Apes Occupy: Better Smelling Rebels or Sad Revolution

Ahh, yes the intoxicating romance of revolution. Surely you know of the feeling. The shouts of the rushing crowds, the roar of the cannons, bombs and destruction galore as dictatorships finally crumble and fall,...

Ashton Kutcher: Stupid maybe, but not racist

I was an actor once. Not famous (obviously) or even that particularly good but I was indeed a bona fide, union card-carrying actor. In fact, you may remember me from such stellar films as Inferno der Flammen, a...

Leechvertising

Do you know Ashley Madison? How about Noel Biderman? Not ringing any bells? Okay, I’ll give you a hint: they’re kind of the same person. You see Noel Biderman is the dude that went and founded a website to help...

Cookies, boobs and the people who love them

The male fascination with breasts is fairly understandable, at least to my mind. When it comes to guys, the triumvirate of awesome almost always includes food, sex and sports. And the female breast is just about...

Zoom-zoom? More like doom-doom...

Pity poor Mazda. It’s been a long time since they set the world on fire with such cutting-edge vehicular cool as the RX-7, or even their chirpy cute little ragtop Miata. These days Mazda looks more like a tired...

Being Evil

“Don’t be evil” – that’s the informal corporate motto famously adopted by Google as a way to supposedly self-check their expected dominance in the technological universe. Steve Jobs derided the motto as...

Jon Bon Jovi presents....Advil

I used to know about things. At least, I thought I knew about things. If you’d have come across me in the eighties I could have spent many hours educating you on the Way. Things. Were. I mean it. I could have...

Tights in a Teapot: Pantyhose...for men

Who or what is the next big thing? It’s a good question really, because if you actually know the answer (and on a consistent basis) you could become a very wealthy individual indeed. In most cases though, the...

Real Kings: Vanity Fair, Swamp People & Chumlee

I just signed myself up for a subscription to Vanity Fair magazine. Well, um, I only just got my first issue of Vanity Fair. I actually signed up for the subscription during what feels like the Bush administration...

Billionaire Branson: I want to live in Virgin World

Okay, can there be a cooler billionaire in the world than Richard Branson? Can there? It’s crystal clear that good old Uncle Warren (Buffet) has gone senile. First he’s complaining that he doesn’t pay enough...

The Little Amazing Show

It’s the big events that usually get all the attention. That long planned trip to Disneyland, maybe a Neil Diamond concert (talk about velvet tones in tight pants.....) or even a naked yoga session with Kim...

Being Cosmopolitan

If the notion of being cosmopolitan could be epitomized by an individual you’d be hard pressed to find a better candidate than the late Farrokh Bulsara. Now you might know Farrokh better by the band he helped...

Women = Sex Toys?

I love toys. In fact, even as a fully grown adult male, I find that I enjoy time spent inside a Toys”R”Us just as much as I enjoy being inside a pub or bar. More even. For whatever reason, when it comes to my...