Sequester’s Unintended Consequences Will Cause Chaos

Washington, DC -- The upside of the government’s sequester initiative is a $1.2 trillion reduction in the deficit. The downside is that the blunt force action will produce many unanticipated cuts and changes that...

Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the...

Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year’s Super Bowl was  intentionally planned, according to  US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a...

Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor

New York - With less than a year left on his tainted third term, Mayor Michael Bloomberg is personally selecting a successor -- auditioning puppet candidates for the mayoral elections that will be held this fall....

New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive

Washington DC -  Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions.   The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a...

Rex Ryan’s Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets’ coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team’s horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas’ beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for...

New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city’s citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by...