Top 10 Signs the NYPD Is Controlled by the Mob

The New York City Police Department has been shooting up the town, mowing down tourists, blasting unarmed motorists and popping harmless potheads on a regular basis.   Fearing a federal investigation of his...

The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race

Washington, DC -- In an historic first, the Devil has declined to throw his support behind either candidate for US President, declaring that both contenders “are hell-bent on creating chaos without any help from...

Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney’s campaign

Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney’s birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee’s presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small “m,” the...

Mitt Romney launches a ‘War on Bankruptcy’

New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America’s ongoing fiscal crisis — bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire...

New York Mets take away 11 ‘positives’ from the 2012 season

New York -  With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The...

Romney reveals more Bain Capital ‘lessons for success’

New York - Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney says he ran out of room in a recent Wall Street Journal article in which he attempted to connect his business experience at Bain Capital with the qualities he...

Akin’s rape delusions expose a ‘Congress of Crazies’

Washington DC - Rep. Todd Akin’s recent comments about rape and abortion indicate that he is better suited for long-term stay in a psychiatric ward than he is for a Senate seat. Specifically, he told a television...

Paul Ryan to Seniors: Please Drop Dead (Parody)

Arlington National Cemetery - The Republican’s newly named vice presidential nominee has some patriotic advice for America’s elderly. He’d like them to stop breathing.  Introducing his Medicare cutback...

Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy

Athens - Don’t stick a fork in Greece. Use a spoon instead, because the debt-riddled nation is about to emerge as Europe’s economic powerhouse, thanks to booming sales of Greek yogurt. “Greek yogurt has more...

Meet American Idol’s New Judges: The U.S. Supreme Court

Hollywood - With Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson dismissing themselves as American Idol judges, the show’s producers have hired the U.S. Supreme Court to takeover all talent evaluations and rulings...

Washington Outlaws Money; Puts Americans on a Credit Allowance

Washington DC - Your money isn’t good here anymore. A new ruling by the Federal Reserve prohibits Americans from “owning, possessing or utilizing” money, in any shape or form, under the threat of life...

Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Omaha, Nebraska – America’s frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector...

Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot (Parody)

New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would have destroyed...