Vote Republican to keep gay sex between consenting adults out of the marriage bed and where it belongs: in public restrooms

There's been a lot of talk about Floridians, um, juicing each other's oranges lately. From Foleygate, especially, we've gotten to marvel in how pro-gay the anti-gay Republicans can be, how pro-adultery the "pro-family" Republicans can be, how pro-exploitation-of-children-and-actually-gay one particular anti-exploitation-of-children-and-anti-gay Republican definitely proved himself to be; and how, all of a sudden...