Week Three: NFL Laughable Round Up

So the Bengals pulled off their biggest win in a decade, a breathtaking comeback victory on the road against the defending Super Bowl champion. It's impossible not to be happy to be a Bengals fan right now. Everything's going perfect. How to celebrate? By getting arrested, of course! Bengals linebacker Odell Thurman, who's still in the midst of a four-game substance abuse suspension (long rumored to have been crystal meth), was busted last night with two other Bengals for drunk driving. Not just drunk driving either; it was a "Super OVI," which means his BAC was more than twice the legal limit. Go Bengals!