Who Do I Blow?

The new reality TV show, “Who Do I Blow?” is inspiring and touching young viewers across America. Swept up in game show hysteria, combined with viewers’ paradigmatic shift from sitcoms to reality TV, “Blow” embraces the challenge of finding a job in Los Angeles.

Contestant screening is based on desperation, ability, showmanship, previous partners, and desirability. Winners receive starring roles, executive positions, or partnerships to tycoons. The network is considering adding a monetary pot mid-season to attract a new crop of innocent faces. Losers will wear humiliation and be shunned, forced to leave Los Angeles.

Individual contestants are lead through a series of mental and physical challenges, receiving opportunities to eliminate the candidates. Since there is only one correct candidate from a starting group of 50, these games are crucial to winning the show. Challenges of tightrope walking, flattery, and eggshell handling appeared in the first episode.

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