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Why women are more grumpier than men in the morning
Maybe it's that withering look she gives you as she clatters her coffee cup or perhaps she's just plain snappy, but men have for years bemoaned the perils of early mornings with their better halves.
Millions of chaps across the country have come to agree that the best way to avoid the outbreak of World War Three over breakfast is to keep well away until the bad tempered creature that came from beneath the duvet (aka the wife) lightens up a bit.
New research has confirmed they have every right to be wary. It found that not only are women grumpier than men first thing, but also that they remain in a foul mood for longer.
A survey by The Sleep Council showed a quarter of men never wake up in a bad mood, compared to just one in seven women.
And reeling from a sleepless night, caused mainly by stress and worry, 13 per cent of the so-called fairer sex will remain in a bad mood for up to four hours, compared to ten per cent of men.
Jessica Alexander of the Sleep Council said women's grumpiness may be worsened because they shoulder most of the household chores in the morning.
"Twenty-eight per cent of women as opposed to only 5 per cent of men do any housekeeping before going to work," she said.
"It also tends to be them that prepares the breakfast, spends time with the children, check their emails and attend to their beauty regime. Women far outweigh men in having a busy and packed morning.
"So what do men do? Apparently just get up and go out: 17 per cent of them spend only 10 minutes on their wake up and get out routine."
The survey, published for national sleep-in day on October 29 when the clocks go back and people get an extra hour in bed, found that four in ten people believe a disturbed night is the main reason for grumpiness in the morning.
Nearly one in five of the population (18 per cent) say they never really get a good night's sleep.
But sleep secrets vary greatly between the sexes. For 18 per cent per cent of men it's nothing a stiff drink can't fix, while 19 per cent admitted sex was the key.
However, more than half of the women asked would rather tuck themselves in with a good book and 28 per cent said soaking in a hot bath sent them off to sleep. But seven per cent admitted resorting to sleeping pills to ensure a peaceful slumber.
A quarter of the 2,105 people who completed the online survey those cited general stress and worry as a reason for early morning moodiness, while 15 per cent just find it hard climbing out of a warm and comfortable bed.
Those over 45 years old suffer most in the sleep starvation stakes with 44 per cent saying they never get a good night's sleep. This could be down to their teenage kids who are the moodiest of all, with 25 per cent staying so for up to four hours after waking.
Regionally, Londoners are Britain's grumpiest with nearly one in five staying crabby for between two and four hours in the morning, the survey found.
Worst areas for bad sleepers are Yorkshire and the north east where only seven percent get seven nights of good sleep. In the south east, people get twice as much good sleep with 14 percent enjoying seven sound nights' sleep.
Miss Alexander said: "In London, it seems stress is the most likely cause for waking up in a bad mood, because many capital dwellers tend to be better sleepers."
Londoners also exercise most in the morning to get their day off to a good start. People in the north-west are quickest at getting ready for work with more than a third doing so in under 20 minutes.
If you're wife is getting on your nerves why not dump her now?




Most RecentMost Recommended Comments (5)
at 15:23 on October 27th, 2006
It's got nothing to do with sleep or sex. It's because women
are different from men. In this modern "Age of Equality", that's
something we sometimes forget.
at 15:31 on October 27th, 2006
Any chance of getting a quick list on how we are different? =P
at 22:42 on October 27th, 2006
"Any chance of getting a quick list on how we are different?"
Just for starters, women run on a monthly schedule. This has an effect
on their moods and mental outlook. This does not happen to men.
Another interesting difference, is body sensitivity to temperature. Men
and women have different ideas about hot and cold. And mentally,
men tend to focus on one thing at a time, while women can spread their
attention over several things at the same time.
at 23:28 on October 27th, 2006
What are you talking about?
at 21:24 on November 2nd, 2006
Differences Between Men & Women
Names: If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
Eating Out: When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom
will each throw in a $20 bill, even though it’s only $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will admit they want their
change back. When women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Money: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need, but it’s on sale.
Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom: a
toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the
Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom
is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Arguments: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that….is the beginning of a new argument.
Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
Future: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Success: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she
does.
Natural: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Offspring: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely
aware of some short people living in the house.