42 Virgins in Heaven

by ishambat | January 27, 2012 at 10:15 pm
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Taliban guys believe that, if they blow up infidels, they will get 42 American virgins in heaven.

The problem is: There will be only 42 of them for the whole Taliban to share, and they will all be morbidly obese.

The more the guys there understand this, the less they are likely to join the Taliban.

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matt stefanovich

I am more optimistic. there are more virgins in North America, even some pretty ones. America is no London or Netherlands. but Taliban is bad, no doubt...

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ishambat

I know one pretty woman in America who is a virgin, even though she's our age. She does not believe in non-marital sex, and she hasn't married. There are all kinds of guys after her, but she's been very picky. In some ways it has been to her benefit as it allowed her to focus on her professional pursuits and kept her out of domestic violence situations. In other ways she's unhappy about it as she wants to get married but just can't find the right guy.

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