Aliens are flummoxed by our ethical shopping habits (02alian_512k_stream.wmv)

Reporting on the humanoid ethical shopping phenomenon that makes us both happy and smug, alien correspondent Asbo hits the streets to find out more. He is physically sick over a fair trade cappuccino, shop lifts ethical body products for testing and checks out smelly goats for Africa. Zlog, in the comfort of the spaceship, chews over why humanoids like to shop ethically and concludes: “the goats smell and this may be why they are given as gifts to the poor in the developing world.”