Amy Winehouse to Pen Tell-All Book

by Barry Artiste | April 26, 2008 at 06:51 am

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Most Likely with a Rambling Foreward by "Rolling Stone" Keith Richards, one can look forward to a riveting read, which I surmise Amy's Entire Matrimonial Life Story beginning to end will begin with, Got Married, I think? then "I woke up one morning, shot up some Crack, passed out, really can't remember anything after that". The End!

Where is my $2 million Dollars please?

The Book signing will surely be a "CrackFest" most likely attended by Junkies, either trying to score some "Crack off Uber Rich Amy", or wanting Amy to "Autograph their Arms with a Crack Needle."

Yep, Society has "Gone to Hell" in a handbasket. Who ever said "Crime and Drugs" does not pay? Certainly hasn't been given a $2 Million Dollar Advance to tell all !!

Amy Winehouse to pen tell-all book

by Elizabeth Bromstein
Amy and Blake land a book deal. Some people have all the luck.

Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder Civil have reportedly been offered $2 million to write a book about their marriage. No, really.

The tragic starlet is apparently in talks with Penguin books, while Blake, in the clink with time on his hand, has already agreed.

In what can only be described in a "But Wait, There's More !!!! For those who Follow the trials and tribulations of Amy, here is more in the past week on Amy and her own personal TrainSpotting.

http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/amy-winehouse-floats-butterfly-stings-beehive-0