Antarctica base gets 16,500 condoms before darkness

by Barry Artiste | June 9, 2008 at 05:31 am

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3 Words..........
"Run Penguins Run"!!!

Antarctica base gets 16,500 condoms before darknessReutersPublished: Monday, June 09, 2008

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - One of the last shipments to a U.S. research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year's supply of condoms, a New Zealand newspaper reported on Monday.

Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter."Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable," Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper.About 125 scientists and staff are stationed at McMurdo base, the largest community in Antarctica, during the winter months when there is constant darkness.The first sunrise will occur on August 20 and McMurdo's population will start to increase again in September when supply flights resume, peaking at more than 1,000 during the summer period.(Reporting by Kazunori Takada, editing by Miral Fahmy)

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René

132 per person! Lots of sex. How long is this supply supposed to last?

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Barry Artiste

Well condoms do have a shelf life, say a year, wonder what the male female ratio is down there? Any why so many?

Beaulieu
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at 13:39 on June 9th, 2008

Barry Artiste, I like this story. It's good stuff. Good to read some news about Antarctica, other than polar bears, explorers and global warming which the British Press go on and on about. 


Re:  Do they send a variety of 'types'?! or a one size fits all and 'hope for the best'?


Also, what about the Avon Ladies (they sell perfumes door-to-door) for the women and where do the women get lingerie from in Antarctica or do they use walrus skin?

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Barry Artiste


Well as everyone knows, I am reporting from Antarctica aboard my luxury Yacht named "HMS TastyCakes" and I can see off the Starboard side a Greenpeace Peacenik "Condoms in hand" trying to secure a Monday evening Date with a rather Tantalizing choice morsel of herring in the other Hand, dangling it in front of a crowd of penguins, as he slowly backs away to where his two friends (pants down around their ankle giggling nervously in delirious anticipation) are waiting behind a rather large rock, with a bottle of wine and potato sack.  From what I can tell, the Penguins ain't interested.  


Good times in the Chilly South!

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Barry Artiste

Thanks for the comment and GS Beaulieu.

Certainly Greenpeaceniks know what they do with one handed AVON catalogue publications will make them snow blind.


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June 9, 2008 at 05:31 am by Barry Artiste, 755 views, 5 comments

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