Barack Obama: Jerkface of the Universe
Hey, Barry Hussein! What the 'F'?! Thanks to you, the only change I see is the change in my pocket!!! I mean, it's for laundry-- but STILL!! You are ruining America for the whole country! Aside from stabilizing the economy, The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, expanding the Freedom of Information act, enabling stem cell research, scrapping the Russian missile defense shield, closing Gitmo-- what the hell have you really done?! I expected to wake up on January 20th, 2009, and have the ENTIRE WORLD change! Why didn't it change, Hitler Obama-- you promised!!
Why should I care about a health care system that's bankrupting America and it's people? I'm not sick! It's just stupid-- YOU'RE stupid!! Stupid face!!
And don't even try to tell me that the recession started in 2007 under the previous administration!! They inherited that from Clinton!! And I don't care if I lost my job in 2008, and got a new one in 2009-- SCREW YOU, OBAMA BIN LYIN'!!!!! And STEALIN' from our kids!!! And...STUFF...!!!!
On top of that, you let this country get attacked ON CHRISTMAS! You...a MUSLIM...let another Muslim attack this country! You allowed it-- you KNOW you did!! And don't tell me that stupid crap about the previous administration ignoring warnings that led to the biggest terrorist attack on American soil on their watch! It was only 9 months into their administration-- that was Clinton's fault! You, and the Bills-- Clinton and Ayers!!
And NOW...now you had the NERVE to read a teleprompter in front of children?! Why didn't you just defecate on them?! 'cause that's what you're doing to their future!!! And I don't care about the "Race to the Top" program, that encourages education and offer's grants to deserving kids. YOU USED A TELEPROMPTER!! I DON'T CARE if you were using it to address the media in a 5 minute speech about the program! That's not what I heard on the news!!! All I heard was that you USED A TELEPROMPTER!!!! And SHUT UP about how you took questions from the kids later-- they were probably indoctrinated by you anyway...! And no--NO-- don't tell me that W. used one too, and he STILL managed to sound like a dullard!! YOU'RE a dullard!!! Whatever that means....!!!
Barack-Socialist-Marxist-Hitler-Sadaam-BinLaden-Obama is the BIGGEST jerkface of the universe!! I don't care that he's literate, well-traveled, smart, and having the seemingly impossible job of cleaning up after 8 years of Bush/Cheyney cluster-f**king...LAME excuse. Lame duck!!! They should impeach you RIGHT NOW.
And I don't need to hear your State of the Union address!! I'll TELL YOU what the "state of the union" is...
...confused, damaged, delusional, sound-bitten, naive, Foxed, teabagged, Dumb-acratic.
Good luck cleaning it up. And good luck finding anyone to help you.