Barack Obama's Ten Commandments

by Rhonda J Mangus | July 23, 2009 at 02:51 pm

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According to The Patriot Update, A Free Press for the Conservative Revolution, President Barack Obama '...lives and governs according to his own set of "Ten Commandments."'; not to be confused with the Ten Commandments taught within the Judeo-Christian tradition.

The Patriot Update claims it came to this conclusion after observing the President on the campaign trail and during his first six months in office.

The Patriot Update has included a link to source documentation for each 'commandment'.

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE

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at 16:43 on July 23rd, 2009

Unusual and somewhat amusing but not very factual.

Uwe Paschen

at 18:17 on July 23rd, 2009

I do hope this is not the case though.

Albert Milliron

at 20:39 on July 23rd, 2009

Rhonda thanks for this chuckle

Albert Milliron

at 20:55 on July 23rd, 2009

I posted this to my twitter account. Hope it brings a few views

Babel-Fish

at 22:20 on July 23rd, 2009

Lets remember the source inflicts conservative propaganda to the world and that Obama is a Christian, Och that hurts, lol

Many people may not like a Christian black American president with a Muslim Father, but unfortunate for them USA has one on the throne. What is interesting is the source for this article links seeming think its right to place a patriotic slant to its name. I really can not see any patriotism in USA as USA is not really united to its flag and does not seem to recognize what democracy really means where a united nation votes for the best person to sit on its throne. What I see is no full patriotic backing of whom ever sits in the White house.

For once you have a president that has gain total respect around the globe even with America's enemies. He has taken over the power of administration from a queue of presidents and administrations that have put USA in a position where the world hated America. He took over when the miss handling of a republican led administration that was under the thumb of corporate entities and culvert actions all over the globe and two unfounded wars had placed America in a situation of an arrogant bully reaping what it had sown.

Your countries financial economy had been wrecked by those after quick profits and did not care how they got them in fact the situation almost wrecked the worlds financial markets. You had been living of of credit cards and having large debts was the norm and keeping up with the jones had got many of you into bad situation when the market dropped out.

Obama took this all on, changed world opinion and tried his best to get America out of its financial down fall, I can see improvements already. I also see a president that may be the best president America has ever had not being fully backed by all American citizens seemingly most are blind at the good this Black president has been within the short term of his presidency.

Patriotic my foot, many of you need to hang your head in shame. I see selfishness and no care for others only your own well being. That's my opinion as a world citizen and how I see American and those Americans that can not see the corn from the husks, patriotism is not being anti to America and its leadership. It also means to care for others that live under your flag including those that are less fortunate.

Yes you can ridicule Obama, but i can see he is winning and will win and for once we will see and know at least this Black African American president is a real American patriot.

The_Cynic

at 22:25 on July 23rd, 2009

Ahhh Babel, Babel.

A friend of mine - a Republican through and through, and the same age as me - hasn't voted in a US election since Clinton was elected.

I asked him once why? He, a Republican said "I voted for the wrong guy" I expected that he would have said that Clinton was a useless piece of crap - he wasn't worthy of being president, etc. He said that he didn't vote for Clinton! I was, to say the least, surprised.

"Clinton was a Democrat, but his ideas and what he was saying was what real Republicans wanted, always have always will - I don't know who the GOP are!" he told me. He went on to say who are these Conservatives? They are not Republicans - they just want something that America isn't; "Martin L King was a Republican!!!!!" (He shouted that part.)

He wanted healthcare for all Americans; "We look after our own".

I did ask him if he would be voting for Obama on election night - I was too late, he had voted and he had tears in his eyes when he did - "I voted for America" he said.

He had voted for Obama. "watchin' Florida go blue, best day of my life"

The_Cynic

at 22:08 on July 23rd, 2009

Amusing - yet I didn't know that they had a sense of humour.

Wingnuts be praised! I did think of debunking each one of those but the one that really took my eye was:

"V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money."

...and the president of the USA is going to town hall meetings to get, as near as damn it, universal healthcare from cradle to grave.

Beyond belief!

Babel-Fish

at 23:03 on July 23rd, 2009

See now what your publication has attracted Rhonda, lol

I could not resist commenting on this advert, was election one of the tags to the article as this Chinese advertising guy seemingly thought the tag was erection, lol

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at 09:15 on July 24th, 2009

There's no need for you to hate this guy. Mr. Obama is our President, all of ours. He is doing a lot for our country. Nobody cared what Bush was doing with the taxpayers money when he was stroking checks for Haliburton. But now Obama wants to put taxpayers money back into something that will benefit the people in the long run. Bush spent more money than all of the previous presidents combined. What does everybody think it going to take to pull us out of the poo whole that guy dug for us? Warm fuzzies and lucky charms? Heck no! It's money, taxpayer money and I am glad to pay it for something to benefit the many and not the few. Obama has the potential to be the best president our country has every seen. Basketball, Golf, Tennis, Astro Physics, and now Leader of the free world.

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at 11:41 on July 24th, 2009

LOL yah and this is some conservitive revolution blog saying this! ROFL what a bunch of fucking idiots!

Devontae Jones (not verified)

at 11:05 on July 25th, 2009

Fantastic. I love the documentation for each point. I voted for Obama but now realize what a commie he is and what a fool I was. Obama is a pedophile, he has been f__king my grandchildren since January.